strawberry-bounce:

vbulliten:

myspcefamous:

have a nice day

what the fuck?

This video slayed my life


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jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

jaredandjensensspookybutts:

maybe the reason it’s called a crush is because you usually end up crushed

prayzer:

I love cats bc when you’re feeling sad and all you want to do is lay in bed they come up to you and purr and meow and they lay down and keep you company while you’re sad

neurochemical:

neurochemical:

im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now

UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made me laugh harder because dude you can bang a wall but not your girlfriend

How life should be..

How life should be..

always-alltimelow:

perriedust:

I’m showing this to everybody

because-f-u-c-k-y-o-u:

psychopathinlove:
 

because-f-u-c-k-y-o-u:

psychopathinlove:

 

imheck:

um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

spookychapel:

2007 will always be 3 years ago