have a nice day
what the fuck?
This video slayed my life
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
maybe the reason it’s called a crush is because you usually end up crushed
I love cats bc when you’re feeling sad and all you want to do is lay in bed they come up to you and purr and meow and they lay down and keep you company while you’re sad
im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now
UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made me laugh harder because dude you can bang a wall but not your girlfriend
I’m showing this to everybody
um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?